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Stuck working in an office block 9-5, with only the gym for solace (lunch and evening, four times a week)? Sick of surviving on protein shakes, even if you can’t achieve that super buff body any other way? Want to swap them once in a while for a delectable pink fizz accompanied by a fine specimen of the quainter sex? Well there’s no need to tear out those plugs – Joop! Homme is here to save the day.
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*as long as you’re an investment banker and she’s a model without much of a brain